Mensa Invitational

I don't normally pass on the annoying spam that my mother sends me. (I think everyone suffers from at least one parent that does this), but I actually thought this was funny:

Subject: Definitions for a Living Language

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's {2005} winners:

( Cut because annoying spam should at least be hidden )

They're all good, but I think my favorite is #7.

Lists

Why is it that every project I undertake in an attempt to become more organized at home does nothing more then generate 10 more just like it?

Why?!!!!

I keep adding to my list of things to do instead of actually crossing stuff off.

Bleh!