Made of purest blue!

Apparently, blue goo is bad for you. And addictive. And it comes in little glass vials.

Like this:

Jabrukha - Bright blue goo that transforms Newcomers into horrible, insane battle-monsters.

or this

Zydrate - Bright blue goo that frees you from the pain of plastic surgery. Surgery.

or this

Valkyr - Bright blue goo that gives you an awesome trip, turns you into a battle-monster, and probably drives you mad in the process. But at least you get to see valkyries before you die. That part's pretty cool.

We watched Max Payne the other night. Which was about the experience that you would expect for a movie based on a video game. Despite some cool-looking effects, I am only able to give it about a two-out-of-five rating.

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